[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [00:00.66]Bob Dylan - Bob Dylan's 115th Dream [00:02.11] [00:04.61]I was riding on the Mayflower [00:06.98]When I thought I spied some land [00:31.27]I yelled for Captain Arab [00:33.31]I have yuh understand [00:35.36]Who came running to the deck [00:37.46]Said, "Boys, forget the whale [00:40.05]Look on over yonder [00:41.81]Cut the engines [00:43.33]Change the sail [00:45.12]Haul on the bowline" [00:47.22]We sang that melody [00:49.14]Like all tough sailors do [00:51.23]When they are far away at sea [00:53.45] [00:58.11]"I think I'll call it America" [01:00.36]I said as we hit land [01:02.57]I took a deep breath [01:04.69]I fell down, I could not stand [01:07.36]Captain Arab he started [01:09.70]Writing up some deeds [01:11.83]He said, "Let's set up a fort [01:14.05]And start buying the place with beads" [01:16.42]Just then this cop comes down the street [01:19.06]Crazy as a loon [01:20.83]He throw us all in jail [01:23.40]For carryin' harpoons [01:25.57] [01:29.69]Ah me I busted out [01:32.09]Don't even ask me how [01:34.37]I went to get some help [01:36.62]I walked by a Guernsey cow [01:38.90]Who directed me down [01:40.92]To the Bowery slums [01:43.32]Where people carried signs around [01:46.06]Saying, "Ban the bums" [01:48.05]I jumped right into line [01:50.10]Sayin', "I hope that I'm not late" [01:52.57]When I realized I hadn't eaten [01:54.58]For five days straight [01:57.04] [02:01.76]I went into a restaurant [02:03.84]Lookin' for the cook [02:06.28]I told them I was the editor [02:08.58]Of a famous etiquette book [02:10.94]The waitress he was handsome [02:13.02]He wore a powder blue cape [02:15.47]I ordered some suzette, I said [02:17.68]"Could you please make that crepe" [02:20.17]Just then the whole kitchen exploded [02:23.10]From boilin' fat [02:24.52]Food was flying everywhere [02:26.86]And I left without my hat [02:28.72] [02:33.45]Now, I didn't mean to be nosy [02:35.48]But I went into a bank [02:37.94]To get some bail for Arab [02:40.22]And all the boys back in the tank [02:42.71]They asked me for some collateral [02:44.75]And I pulled down my pants [02:47.15]They threw me in the alley [02:49.14]When up comes this girl from France [02:51.73]Who invited me to her house [02:53.98]I went, but she had a friend [02:56.24]Who knocked me out [02:57.63]And robbed my boots [02:58.59]And I was on the street again [03:00.46] [03:05.40]Well, I rapped upon a house [03:07.33]With the U.S. flag upon display [03:09.78]I said, "Could you help me out [03:12.03]I got some friends down the way" [03:14.43]The man says, "Get out of here [03:16.61]I'll tear you limb from limb" [03:18.83]I said, "You know they refused Jesus, too" [03:21.17]He said, "You're not Him [03:23.93]Get out of here before I break your bones [03:26.61]I ain't your pop" [03:28.08]I decided to have him arrested [03:30.26]And I went looking for a cop [03:32.13] [03:41.55]I ran right outside [03:43.84]And I hopped inside a cab [03:46.08]I went out the other door [03:48.39]This Englishman said, "Fab" [03:50.69]As he saw me leap a hot dog stand [03:53.25]And a chariot that stood [03:55.37]Parked across from a building [03:57.49]Advertising brotherhood [04:00.04]I ran right through the front door [04:02.04]Like a hobo sailor does [04:04.28]But it was just a funeral parlor [04:06.48]And the man asked me who I was [04:08.79] [04:13.59]I repeated that my friends [04:15.49]Were all in jail, with a sigh [04:17.89]He gave me his card [04:20.23]He said, "Call me if they die" [04:22.56]I shook his hand and said goodbye [04:25.09]Ran out to the street [04:27.03]When a bowling ball came down the road [04:29.45]And knocked me off my feet [04:31.61]A pay phone was ringing [04:33.85]It just about blew my mind [04:36.10]When I picked it up and said hello [04:38.42]This foot came through the line [04:40.41] [04:47.67]Well, by this time I was fed up [04:49.79]At tryin' to make a stab [04:52.05]At bringin' back any help [04:54.27]For my friends and Captain Arab [04:56.65]I decided to flip a coin [04:58.60]Like either heads or tails [05:01.22]Would let me know if I should go [05:03.69]Back to ship or back to jail [05:05.98]So I hocked my sailor suit [05:08.13]And I got a coin to flip [05:10.40]It came up tails [05:11.98]It rhymed with sails [05:12.80]So I made it back to the ship [05:14.84] [05:19.28]Well, I got back and took [05:21.48]The parkin' ticket off the mast [05:23.66]I was ripping it to shreds [05:25.82]When this coastguard boat went past [05:28.20]They asked me my name [05:30.40]And I said, "Captain Kidd" [05:32.85]They believed me but [05:34.05]They wanted to know [05:35.16]What exactly that I did [05:37.29]I said for the Pope of Eruke [05:40.26]I was employed [05:41.96]They let me go right away [05:44.27]They were very paranoid [05:46.22] [05:51.64]Well, the last I heard of Arab [05:54.16]He was stuck on a whale [05:56.57]That was married to the deputy [05:58.96]Sheriff of the jail [06:01.17]But the funniest thing was [06:03.49]When I was leavin' the bay [06:05.65]I saw three ships a-sailin' [06:07.94]They were all heading my way [06:10.52]I asked the captain what his name was [06:12.66]And how come he didn't drive a truck [06:14.83]He said his name was Columbus [06:17.27]I just said, "Good luck." 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